Now I Know....

     Before this, when my friend mentioned about how good to be online while watching tv, I just laugh. Yerps... laugh to them; later laugh to myself coz see what am I doing since yesterday

Just ignore the 'selerak'ness and my hub's hairy leg....hhoohohohohoho. See also the titbits at the side of the lappy.

     And as usual, my regular and 'got-pension-disturbator' also got the benefit:

How consentrate.... kalo buat homework macam neh.... he is 'hotwheeling'

     Lately plaks, this little big-headed fella loves to bring along his 'adiks'. G umah nenek nak bwk, g jln bwk ( tapi tinggei kt dlm keta ajerlaaa....); then dier siap ckp ngan 'adik2' dier tuh,"Adik dok sini yea? Abang nak g jalan". Boleh gitu? Nasib baik tak hangkut g skola ajer.... Penangan tak dapat2 adik....huhhuhuhuhuhu

Adik2 Imran lain spesis... Pah guano??

Bole kurus ker?

     Last 2 weeks time g shopping kt Tesco Shah Alam, aku ternampak 1 gerai tuh ader banner,"Slimming jeans". Wah! Macam menarik. Nak tanya tapi since dah lewat so gerai tuh dah tutup nak tnya kt saper kan?

     The other day or week, g lagi shopping kt Tesco (mcm berduit bebeno asik soping jeks kan?) awal siketlaa dari the weeks before. Tgk2 sana ader dua amoi ker nyonya kt stall tuh so ader chance nk tanya. Tanya jer ker? Hahahahhah.... g mari g mari, rega dier RM30. Agak mahei kots tp dah nmpk 'slimming' tuh korg ingat org gemok bole tahan ker? So sambaulah eden selai. Kalo korg tgk memula bukak dr packaging mmg mati idup balik x cayer yg 'jeans' tuh bole muat kt aku neh. Tp setelah berhempas pulas menyarungnya, bole laa masuk. Berpeluh smpai ke keting jugalah. Kata amoi tuh, pakai 5 jam sehari, dlm masa sebulan nmpklaa hasilnya. 5 jam? Aku pakai sejam pon dh berebut nk terrrrkencing, inikan pulak 5 jam. Hehehehehhe.....

     Payah juga nk disiplinkan diri. Nk kurus, nak diet, nk jaga mkn tuh semer kena disiplin. Boleh ker aku?

Slimming jeans dari Korea. Siap ader free design lagi tuh. COmei kan?

Where is the quality?

     " Lawo sliper. Baru eks? Mana beli?"

     " Ehem, lawo ker? Manalaa aku boleh nk beli. Kener tempah weh"

     " Wah! Tempah gitu. Orang kaya"

     Hmmm... kalo aku neh bole diklasifikasikan sebagai kaya, maka lagi bertambahlah org2 kaya kat Malaysia neh. Aku kne pakai kasut saiz tempah coz kaki aku mcm kapal. Ingatkan pakai kasut/selipar tempah, bolehlaa tahan lama. Reganya pon bole tahan, RM59.90. Tak mahal ker tuh? Kalau kaki korg yg kecik2 tuh seliper rega RM10 pon bole dapat kan? SUsah juger jadi 'Aku' neh. Byk belanja. Bkn pasal bermewah2 tp pasal terlebey saiz. Tak sampai sebulan, korg tgk cemana rupa fizikal dier now.

     Tak sampe sebulan dah macam gini. Kalo korg, rasa sakit ati tak? In fact, hari kedua pakai aku dah nampak 'kulit' dier tuh dah merekah sikit, tp aku malas nk g blk kat outlet dier tuh. Alahai, nnti dier dh spoilt giler2 tuh mana plaks laa aku nk membeli kasutnyer. Jenama neh local punya. Hmmmm, local quality as well? Lokal?? Yg itam belah kiri tuh mahei sikitlaaa, RM8+.++. Heel tinggi sketlaaa tp sgt stabil, aku tak penah terpeleot lagi pakeinyer. Tp, dah pakai lelama naik lenguh juger. Maklumlaaa, dok turun naik tingkat 3, ngan beban berlebihan so phm2 ajerlaaa yer?

Malam Ini

     Malam Jumaat... ramailah yg senyum meleret. Biru dan kuning sungguh paler otak korang yea? Bkn saja org2 yg dh nikah, bebudak bujang pon senyum meleret kalo sebut jer pasal malam Jumaat. Sampaikan ada gaks produk yang pakai nama malam Jumaat neh. Macam2 laaa weh, kreatif ker?? Ontah lerrrr...

     Tapikan, bagi aku malam neh, ader beberapa mender aku nk buat. Antaranya:-

1.  Apo kobondo neh? Haaaa... aku nk 'ratakan' bukit neh. Kalo 1 kali pnya cucian, bukit namanya. Kalo dh 2-3 kali punya cucian, dinamakan pula gunung. Jgn jd 'Penunggu Gunung Raya' dah. Miahahahhaha......

2. Mkn 'grapefruit'. Tadi g beli buah kt SS15 Sbg Jaya. Ternampak buah neh. Biasa dok tgk kt tv jer, lom tgk live. Dh ader tuh, aper lagi.... sambaulah... Ingat manis bersari.... ruper2nyer.... bertambah kedut kt muka akak neh. Ader suggestion tak nk buat haper ngan mender neh? Jus?? Cekodok?

3. Mkn. buah naga.

4. Updet belog

     Yang neh tak dek gambo coz aku seksi. Ahahahahha.... AZAM NK updet blog sekerap mana yg boleh. Mudah2an dipermudahkanNya. Aminnnn......

No Strings Attached

     No g-string?? Whylah?..... Anything without string sure boring. Ehh... is it? String is like some device to attach two things together. First, it connects two things then slowly it connects more than two things. 2,4,5,50,500,5000.... bla...bla....

     Can say, string is a starter to many things; especially in communication. Remember our so-called chilhood phone?? Alah, two condensed milk can that have 2 holes at the end. Then, we tied it together with whatever string that we can afford. Taraaaaaa..... there you go; hard-earned-hand-made telephone. You hold it at one side, the other 'party' hold the other end. Bla...bla....bla....there goes the gossip.

  

Keadaan tin susu pekat yang belum dibuka. Apabila sudah kosong isinya, siaplah tin susu ini bertukar fungsi.

     Orite, we can say that most of the things start with string. So, in other words, the string is kinda out-dated lah. We need extra energy to carry stuff with strings. Strings need more space and so 'mafan' to keep. 

     In relationship, the well-known phrase is 'no string attached' aaaaa...... People who are not ready for any commitment love to say this phrase. " We can be close but ............" Fill in the blanks lor. Yeah, the string that connects people sometimes can be a burden as well. Strings make people feel like being controlled by the other party. Easy say, no freedom. Who; in the world, doesn't want freedom? Right, a loser!! Are you a loser?? Whatlaaa am I babling now.....

Aiyoh!! Dari tadi ku telek2.... mana dier pnya tali yea? Btuilah.... pusing kiri, pusing kanan.... yillek!!!

     Looking from its physical appearance, this stuff look sleek, practical and not 'mafan' to be carried here and there. Pendek kata, bole ditolak tengah tepi atas bawahlah. No fuss!! Patutlah ianya 'bertajuk',' No String Attached'...... oooooo, baru tauuuuuu.....

Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

    

My Favourite Sport

     I believe most of us love sports. Doesn't matter that you are a sportive person or only a couch potato that loves to watch ESPN or whatsoever sports chanel. People go 'sporting' mostly for health matter, having dream muscular body or slim and slender one. Sports is sweating; sports push your adrenaline.
     My favourite sport?? Ok, to be honest, I never goes on doing sports or bla... bla...bla for a loonngggggg time ago (just 'refer' to my shape). I think ... maybe last time was.... errmmm.... wait a minute, not that long laa. It was before I'm getting married. I remembered that I play volleyball at my old workplace. Wah!! Now I'm not that shy to show to everyone that I have been on sports arena. That time, after work, which was almost night, we quickly changed our outfit. But, the 'mafan' part was while waiting for the corum to be filled. Haiyahhhh.....
     Volleyball... that time we mixed2 all ladies and gentlemen (which were not so gentle). Special skill or talent?? Well, kept on dreaming coz most of us only 'syiok2 sendiri' , start the ball, digging whatsoever.... we done everything as long as the didn't landed on out side. Oklah, actually most of the guys in the team got some talent laaa.... but who cares?? That time, we just released our stress and nothing more or less. Ok, that time volleyball was my favourite sports.... but still can say until now, I love volleyball lah.

Tgk gambo neh teringat citer 'Chiaki' tuh, citer Jepun tahun 80-an pasal lwn2 volleyball neh. 

     Orite, then.... wait... I remember.. during my schooldays... I involved in as many sports/games as I can or as long as there were any vacant to be filled in. I involved in hockey, athletics and some more that I couldn't remember. Don't this that this fat girl is passive arrr.... I tried to take part as long as I can. Active jugak oooo....ahahahaha

     Hockey is also my favourite sport. Some big  names that I can remember are Minarwan Nawawi (so shocked that he could dance as well), Calvin Fernandez (sooo cute...), Chuah Boon Huat (if I'm not mistaken), Roslan Jamaluddin (awesome keeper) etc.... the rest cannot remember lorr... Whenever I got time, I would watch the tournaments but only on tv lah. I was a keeper also and represented my school before. How was that? Lolz...

Definately, this is not the hockey that I am talking about.

Toinngggggg..... suddenly, these things appeared....why? Because Adidas is one of the sponsor for Project Alpha 2.... imagine the scent from these stuff....awesome!!

Wokeh, satu lagi pesanan penaja... Jgn lupa naaaa??

Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

The Road Not Taken

     Aku memang melanggan 'Readers Digest' Asia. Kadang-kadang isu bulan neh belum habeh, dah sampai isu bulan depan. Ntah biler aku nak ngabehkan sme isu2 tuh. Bulan 3 punya isu, tak kureng menarik ( dah memang isu dier sme menarik lor ) iaitu pasal 'travel' . Editornya, Dora Cheok mengimbau kembali apa yang dier dah buat selepas dapat vss ker kalau tak silap. Ibu beliau suh beliau balik kampung n 'settle down' dan bagi cucu. Tapi, Dora mengambil satu langkah yang berisiko iaitu menjadi 'backpaker' selama beberapa bulan, merantau di seluruh dunia. Dalam pada merantau tuh, mcm2 pengalaman dier dah tempuh; pasport kener curi, dompet kener curi dan mcm2 pengalaman yang aku rasa tak ramai nak hadapi lebih2 lagi kat negara orang. Berkelana bak kata orang2 kita. Di akhir coretan, Dora mengepilkan gambar beliau bersama2 patung Dora The Explorer sejurus sebelum beliau berangkat ke luar negeri ( aku tak tau Dora Cheok orang mana ).

     Hmmmm, tetiba neh aku teringat plaks seorang rakyat Malaysia yang satu masa dulu glemer juga dek kes perebutan anak beliau, Sunni Sazali yang 'dilarikan' ibunya ke England. Mastika 'cover' isu tuh utk beberapa lama. Kali terakhir aku baca psl Sazali atau lebih dikenali sebagai Lepat neh, beliau merantau berkelana di negara Eropah ( aku lupa negara mana ).

     Sesetengah orang mengambil tindakan yang lain dari orang lain, yang kebanyakkannya berisiko dan tak popular. Tapi, kenapa mereka bertindak demikian? Mahu hidup susah sedangkan mereka boleh hidup senang? Kenapa? Mereka mempunyai alasan tersendiri, mungkin utk kepuasan diri, atau mencabar diri sendiri, atau sudah bosan dengan rutin harian yang sama setiap hari? Hmmmm.....

      Kalau korang berada di tempat mereka yang aku sebut kat atas, adakah korang akan bertindak macam depa? Dora Cheok ada menambah, dia mengambil langkah yang tak popular tuh pasal dier tak der lagi tanggungjawab macam sekarang, maybe hutang piutang, keluarga dsb.

     Kalau aku?? hmmmm.... sejujurnya, memanglaa aku tak berani. Tak berani coz memang tak der pilihan lain yang lebih baik kots. Kalau ada?? hmmm... susah juger nak menjawab, coz kalau tak der keberanian, tekad, hati dan semangat yang kuat, rasanya tak berbaloi juga meninggalkan 'jalan yang popular' ini. Tapi, jalan yang aku amek sekarang neh membuat hidup rasa tak hepi, boring ajer, penat dan macam2 lagi... ker aku yang ngengada? selalu rasa tak semangat dan buhsan..... huhuhhuh

     Teringat plaks sajak yang aku blajar ngan lect. Lit. aku kat UITM arituh.... & juga literature component utk Form 4 before depa tukaq yang baru neh... 'The Road Not Taken' by Robert Lee Frost.... memula aku x heran sgt ngan sajak neh tp bila dah dihayati dan direnung, betul seperti yang Dora Cheok ckp tuh... manusia di 2 persimpangan, satu jln yang cantik dan ramai org melaluinya. Lagi satu jln, bersemak, tak ramai orang yang lalu, korang nak lalu jalan yang mana??

The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost