MY SECOND CONTEST: TEFAL GALORE

     Korang ingat dah cuti sekolah neh aku leh rehat eks? Korang still rasa jadik cikgu neh besh eks? Kje separuh hari? Cuti byk? Silalah jangan sebut ayat-ayat penumbuk cinta itu di hadapanku kelak takot korang tak mcm org kang. Hehehehhe... mcm gengster eks tp itulah sensitiviti aku nan satu yg tak bole aku kompromikan. Tapi sebenonyer ado byk tp jgn dok melalut lah...

    Ader yang sedia maklum ngan contest pertama aku kan? Belum?? Silalah 'liat' di sinun. Keputusannyerrr!!.... TIADA SATU PUN HATTA Dolmat SEORANG PON YG BERJAYA MENEKA DGN TEPAT. SIPI2 PON TARAKKK TP TENGKIU KPD 6 ORG YG MEN'COBA' NASIB DEPA. SEKALUNG PENGHARGAAN DAKU UCAPKAN.

      Okeh, " Baaraannggg yg lepasss...hai jgnnnn dikenang...." So, aku tak pueh hati selagi tak bagik sesuatu utk korang pembaca setia tulisan aku neh (ado kor?...kuikuikui).... Aku nak buat contest kedua lah... bersempena ngan JUALAN TEFAL YG AKAN BERLANGSUNG PADA KETETAPAN BERIKUT (sory ayat skema pinjam PPD punyos...hwhehwhehwhe)

 TARIKH : 26-28 NOV 2010 ( HARI JUMAAT,SABTU & AHAD NEH WEH!)

TEMPAT : THE ATRIA, DAMANSARA JAYA (DKT NGAN SKOLA AKU WEIH) - lokasi dlm Atria tuh tak pasti, maybe ruang legar or maybe floor yg atas skali. Jgn risau, korang tnya guard or org2 kt situ, surely depa bermurah hati ckp kt ner.

MASA :   10.30 pg - 7.00 ptg

Apakah yg korang perlu buat?

1. Berkunjung ke jualan tersebut.

 2. 'Sambaulah' apa2 barangan periuk belanga yg ado kat situ. 1 barang pon hoke. Kalo korang nk borong sme pon bole tp orgnyer korg kne tnya empunyo diri sndrikk... hwahwhahwhha

3. 'Snap' barang 1 or byk2 gambau pon bole. 

4. Pose cemana? Posing time korang kt kaunter nk bayau tuh. Mender perlu ado dalam gambau tersebut adalah:

a.) tuan empunya blog

 b.) barang2 yg dh korang beli

c.) duit yg dibyr

 d.) juruwang or tgn beliau menerima duit korang

  

5. Susah ker syarat2nyer? Meh aku tempek gambo contoh

 

 Tapi jgn plaks korg tiru skali ekspresi muka Imran itu krn beliau tiadalah mood utk posing pd hari berkenaan melainkan paksaan belaka. Beliau sebok nk men game Nascar kt letop neh. hwehwhewhehhwe...

      Cemana? Sinang woh... kalo nk letak bebyk pon bole. Tp, pengadilan akan dibuat berdasarkan GAMBAR PALING KREATIF.

 GANJARAN??

TAK HAVOC SGT, NYAH... TAPI MAK AKAN 'KURNIAKAN' PEMENANG TUNGGAL ITU NGAN BARANG2 TEFAL GAKS YG BERHARGA LEBIH KURENGG... RM50 AJO... LUMAYAN DAHLAA TUH.. TEFAL SALE, BEBS!! SILAP2 KORANG BOLE DPT 2 BIJIK KUALI DGN REGA TUH.

     Korang tgk ajerlaa periuk belanga yg dh aku boli tuh. Teka harga?? Hahahahaha... tak yah. Aku ckp...dalam... tak sampai rm500... x cayer? Tuhlaa katonyer diskaun. Kualitas brg2 tuh ok. Just maybe masa handling tuh ado 'terguris' luko skets.... biaso ah tp x terjejas kecantikan dier.  

     Tarikh tutup?? Lom pk... korang letak ah dlu, nnti aku nk ttp aku bgtau awal noo?? Now, tunggu appa lagikkk? Kasi 'ggellleekkk'' seh. Err, lupo ckp yg sesapa YG ADO BLOG boleh msk coz takkan kiter nk tersekat di sini jeks kan? 

      So, penat dh neh nk mengarang. Sok koje lagikkk smpi ptg...huhuhuh... goood luck lah pd yg teringin nk mencuba. SELAMATLAH SEMUANYER!!...

Moh Kusutkan Rambut...

     Alhamdulillah! Meskipun baharu sahaja aku tulis entry 'contest' neh, hari ini aku mendapat berita baik ngan dijemput untuk menonton 'Rapunzel: A Tangled Tale' kat tmpt tgk 'you again' duluh. Time neh aku pon nk bwk Imran coz dh memang niat neh nk bagi dier tgk citer neh. Tapi dier still sebok2 nak tgk 'krayon'... takper, tuh nanti2 lah....

    

Dear Nuffnanger,


You're cordially invited to the Nuffnang Premiere Screening of Rapunzel: A Tangled Tale happening on;

Date : 24 November 2010 (Wednesday)


Time : 9.00 pm


Venue : Cathay Cineplex, e@Curve

Kindly confirm your attendance by sending an email to rapunzel@nuffnang.com by 12pm, 18 November (Thursday) to confirm your attendance. Please do not reply to this email. Failure to confirm your attendance will result in your invites being revoked and passed to other bloggers.

A ticket collection counter will be opened at 8.00 pm till 9.00 pm at the lobby of the cinema. Latecomers will not be entertained.

We look forward to seeing you next week for lots of hair! I mean, action!
Cheers

Robb Chew

Blogger Relations Department

Nuffnang Sdn Bhd


     Email pengesahan kehadiran sudah dihantar. Hanya menunggu harinyer... So folks, who's with me?? Hairs up!!! Hwahahahahahha....

IF I HAD RAPUNZEL’S HAIR

     Once upon sometime, in the Lova-Lova 'Poyo' Kingdom; there lived a lovely to puke 'little' princess named Princess Akuzle. She was the first lady boss to rule the biggest kingdom in history. How she becomes the leader?? Only God knows.... 

      This 'lovely' Princess loved to spend time almost 2-3 hours a day just to pose and talk to her talking mirror. She named the mirror as 'Mir' as it sounds manly, tough and macho just like 'darkbatman' Aie.

     One more thing, the Princess has a big wardrobe that she kept all of her beauty treasures and the most precious to her were some wigs. Let us witness the Princess' Diary...

Trying very hard to fit in some of her favourite wigs... and she began to wish,"Mirr on the wall, who got the most tangled hair amongst all in Malaysia, Singapore, Australia and some say Batam?"

      Without further delay, Mirr answered,"None but only.....

"YOU!!..."

"YOU!!"

" and YOU again!!"

      So the Princess was so happy until she said," If I had Rapunzel's Hair.... I wish to...."

  

1. Supply extension hair to all local salon (including '10 Cuts Below' and 'Midal Lasson') in Lova-Lova 'Poyo'  including Nuffnang Valley and Churp-Churp Jaya at a very reasonable price.

2. Offer towing service to all Nuffies,Nuffnangers and Churpers for free.

3. Be a shampoo and conditioner model for 'Enjoice' product.

 4. Open a factory that produces broom from 'volunteer' hair donor to promote reuse of unwanted 'rubbish' for 'Go Green' Campaign.

      After 3 hours wasting spending time with her Mirr, she plans to watch the movie stars by her favourite 'actress' for a lifetime, non-the-less... Rapunzel!!

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      So my dear Nuffnangers out there, come and join me n the rest for this contest....don't let me do this to you....

Kalau Nak Jadik Raja Lawak 5....

     Setelah ditunggu2 sehingga tak lena tidur, tak lalu makan dan sampai demam2, hari 'penentuan' tibaaa. Olos, ayat skema benau. Takderler teruk bebenau tapi selagi tak start and selagi tak habeh, selagi tuh hati rasa tak tenang. Rasa macam kejer tak siap ajer. Ok, now sudah bole bernapas lega, ikut idung ajer bukan ngan molot2 skali. SUdah lepas uji bakat Raja Lawak 5.

     Sampai awal, kul 9 pagi. Terus nunggu kaunter dibuka. Aku dah agak uji bakat terakhir neh akan jadik yang lebih 'crowded' and 'stuffed'. Naper? Pasal kt KL orang lagik ramai then yang dah tak berjaya kat 'destinasi' lain tuh nak try their luck kt sini plaks. Tak cayer?? Tgk ah....

 Inilah pentasnyer

     Bagi aku, walaupun tak terpilih ke peringkat seterusnya; aku dah pueh hati coz dah try. Baharulah bole aku nak teruskan ngan kejer2 utama aku (baru sedar ader keje utama eks....hihiihihhi). Lagipun, aku dapat pengalaman yang jarang orang dapat. Alhamdulillah!! Lagi satu, even uji bakat mula kul 10 pagi tapi aku g cecepat coz nak abeh cepat2... abeh cepat, balik cepat, tito cepat...bole mcm tuh? miahahahahhahaha.... 

       Aku adalah peserta pertama. Dahlaa tuh, sorang2 jer fompuan sampai depa semer tgk semacam jeks kat aku. Tapi, ado den kesah?? Tengokler sampe juling bijik mato kao, akak taulaa akak neh comey....miahahahahhahahah...

 The earliest bird

 Sempatler juger merasa pentas neh...

 Korang rasa kelakar??

     Penghakiman dibuat berdasarkan 10. Means dah abeh 10 org peserta buat persembahan, juri teruih pilihlah. And do you want to know the jury??

 Abg 'Appalam' Afdlin Shauki... memula beliau senyum...

Kemudian beliauuuu...err..no komen..tgk ah

     So, keputusannyer....

Juri berkenan ngan Adik Razi, dok seblah aku tuh... 6002... yg lelain..babai...eheheh

      Komen juri: Buat lawak bukan senang. Kena ada 'eye contact' ngan penonton, pandang depa... baru ok... hmmmm... tahun depan nk try lagikk? ehehehhee...

Why I Love Pizza Hut’s Extreme Cheesy 6 Pizza??

     Why not? You wanna ask me why? Dare to ask why? Ok, I don't want to increase numbers of gangsters in Malaysia. But just want you to be the witness or the judge or the runaway jury for this thing..... the answer is easy.... because it makes me look so calm, cute and crazy in any angle and circumstances.... still don't believe me?? Haiyah! Come take the tour.....

From left.....

From right...

Front oso can wan.....

Even though mother-in-law passes behind, I didn't realize it...

..... and sometimes I'm confuse which one is my spouse......(pssttt!! keep it secret...hohohoho)

     And you know that you are a cheese freak when you......

Of course.... buy this...ehehehe

..... but when you open, this is what you get, you are pissed off!!

     Btw, girls or other people out there, meet you 'prince cheese charming'  here:

1. 'Monsseuir' Mozzarella - originate from Italy and made from water buffalo milk (nice what!)

2. 'Monsseur' Provolone - also from Italy but in south area, 'born' from cow's milk

3. 'Senyour' Parmesan - the last 'sister' from Italy, cow's milk as well

4. 'Mr.' Monterey Jack - a 'bachelor' from USA, 'taste' as handsome as its name

5. 'Uncle Sam' Romano - also from USA, not a relative to Ray Romano

6. 'Sir' Cheddar - 'tasty' treat from England, all time favourite 'son'

     Even if you are the princess nor ordinary people, you can have all of those 'princes' at your nearest Pizza Hut 'castle'..... so, why waiting?? 

     Alright, I just want to say:

 I’m crazy about Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!